龙王都这么得瑟的吗？这雨下得，快把自己家淹了！
Is the Dragon King so arrogant? Its raining hard and flooding his home!
小时候我和我妈说，我想当超人，我妈：你要敢把内裤穿外面我打断你腿。
When I was a kid, I said to my mother that I want to be superman. My mother: if you dare to put your underwear out, Ill break your leg.
如果和你聊得很好的网友突然不理你了，你就要好好反思：是不是在朋友圈发自拍了。
If the netizens who have a good chat with yousuddenly ignore you, you should have a reflection: Did you shoot yourself in a circle offriends?
我才十几岁，爱情可以晚点到，但是外卖不行！
Im only a teenager, love can be late, but fastfood can !
今天早上梳头的时候，发际线说：全体都有，向后转，齐步走。
When I combed my hair this morning, my hairline said: all of you, turn back and walk in unison.
平时好好学习还是很重要的，要不考试的时候，都不敢把分抄高了。
Its very important to study hard at ordinarytimes. Otherwise, you dare not copy the score too high in the exam.
那些消息一小时回一条的人，请问你为什么不直接写信？发电报都比你快！
Those who return a message every hour, whydon you write directly? The telegram is fasterthan you!
刚做梦和别人打架，二十多人打我一个，然后就吓醒了，我一看是个梦就接着睡了，然后又梦到他们了，领头的说了句：“你还敢回来？”
I dreamed that I was fighting with others. More than 20 people beat me, and then I woke up,As soon as I saw it was a dream, I went to sleep and then dreamt of them again. The leader said, "do you dare to come back?
每天都要记得对开心说一句：欢迎光临！
You should say to happiness every day: Welcome!
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