一，没遇见你，小裙子都觉得怀才不遇。
I didn meet you, and the little skirt felt that it was just too talented.
二，想不出文案，但是p了好久，硬着头皮也要发出来。
I can think of a copy, but after a long time, I have to send it out.
三，下辈子想当个美女，虽然这辈子就是。
I want to be a beautiful woman in my next life, although I am in this life.
四，挑战一百天不当美女，第一天挑战失败。
Challenge for one hundred days and fail on the first day.
五，这边就占用您六十秒的时间。
This will take up 60 seconds of your time.
六，频繁记录着 因为生活值得。
Frequently recorded because life is worth it.
七，幸亏长得丑，没经历过各位的爱恨情仇。
Thanks to being ugly, I have never experienced your love and hate.
八，想不出来文案 想你。
I can think of the copy and miss you.
九，让一让 自拍来了。
Excuse me. Here comes the selfie.
十，别偷看了 好好生活。
Stop peeking and live your life.
十一，今天只有可爱和快乐。
Today is only lovely and happy.
十二，有猫有狗是人间最幸福的事。
Having a cat and a dog is the happiest thing in the world.
十三，今天也是没人要的小坏孩。
Today is also a bad boy nobody wants.
十四，今天我是整条街上最靓的仔了。
Today, I am the prettiest boy in the whole street.
十五，今天我会p图了吗。
Can I know the P picture today?
十六，快乐有很多种 王者连胜是一种。
There are many kinds of happiness, and winning streak is one kind.
十七，生活很狗 但我不能骂它 怕它疯狂咬我。
Life is a dog, but I can scold it for fear that it will bite me crazily.
十八，人生何其短，要笑得分外甜。
Life is so short, you should smile so sweetly.
十九，不管我几岁，少女心万岁。
No matter how old I am, long live the girls heart.
