1、每天看着不同口味的安眠药在讲台上走来走去。
I watched sleeping pills of different flavors walking around the platform every day.
2、加我就现在，不要因为你的弱懦，导致我们两个人的寂寞。
Add me now, don cause our loneliness because of your cowardice.
3、当你觉得不行的时候，你就去过马路，那样你就是一个行人啦！
When you think you can , you go to the road, so you are a pedestrian!
4、我怀疑你的本质是一本书，不然我怎么越看越想睡。
I suspect you are a book in nature. Otherwise, how can I look more and more sleepy.
5、我好喜欢小动物，比如炸鸡、烤鸭、水煮鱼。
I like small animals, such as fried chicken, roast duck, boiled fish.
6、手头紧，时间紧，衣服紧，眉头紧，这就是传说中的前程似锦。
Money is tight, time is tight, clothes are tight, eyebrows are tight. This is the legendary future.
7、当电风扇变成了电吹风，我觉得人生都失去了意义。
When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life has lost its meaning.
8、“这孩子不是笨，就是学习方法不对。”
“学习方法都找不对，不是笨是什么？”
"The child is either stupid or not learning in the right way."
"Learning methods are not found right, what is stupid?"
9、今天在上班路上不小心摔了一跤，被医院确诊为三级烫伤。
Today, I fell down on the way to work and was diagnosed as grade III scald by the hospital.
10、你有什么资格说我胖，你请我吃过什么吗？
What qualifications do you have to say that I am fat? Have you ever treated me to anything?
11、在朋友圈发段子到底能不能吸引到喜欢的男孩子，不能的话我不发了，青春耗不起。
In the circle of friends, can you attract the boys you like? If you can , I can afford to spend my youth.
12、如果你喜欢上一个帅哥，请不要立刻采取措施，你应该慢慢了解他，不久后你会发现他的朋友更帅。
If you like a handsome man, please don take measures immediately. You should get to know him slowly. Soon you will find his friends more handsome.
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