1、白天我要好好休息，因为晚上我要睡觉。
I want to have a good rest during the day, because I have to sleep at night.
2、满脑子的智慧，硬生生地撑大了我的脸。
Full of wisdom, hard to support my face.
3、夜深人静的时候，每次都想问问自己是怎么做到，学业感情两边误的。
In the dead of the night, I always want to ask myself how to do it. I miss both my studies and my feelings.
4、可乐不可以分给别人喝，这大概就是肥水不流外人田。
Coke can be distributed to others. This is probably the field where fat and water don flow to others.
5、月亮先生常常熬夜，因为他皮肤不好。
Mr. moon often stays up late. Because of his bad skin.
6、如果十年后你未娶，我未嫁，那真的太惨了，太惨了。
If you don marry and I don marry after ten years, its really too miserable, too miserable.
7、摸了下自己的脸，啊！真疼，果然玫瑰都是带刺的。
Touch your face, ah! It hurts. Sure enough, the roses are all thorny.
8、人之初，性本善，同桌就得对着干。
At the beginning of a person, ones nature is good, and ones deskmate has to face each other.
9、大家都在复制可爱的文案，可惜了，我的可爱复制不了。
Everyone is copying lovely copy, but unfortunately, my lovely copy can .
10、我是公主，你认我做母亲，你就是小公主。
I am a princess, you think I am a mother, you are a little princess.
11、收一个关门弟子，只交关门，现在报名还教关灯和关窗。
Accept a door closing disciple, only hand in the door, now sign up and teach to turn off the lights and windows.
12、天会晴，雨会停，跟我一定能躺赢。
It will be sunny and the rain will stop. You and I will win.
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