世界这么大，你不出去看看，就不知道有多热。
The world is so big that you don know how hot it is if you don go out and have a look.
我对银行无语了，每次去取钱都显示余额不足，没有钱你开什么银行。
Im speechless to the bank. Every time I go to withdraw money, the balance is insufficient. What bank do you open without money.
空气力气缺氧气，我是可爱小淘气。
Air strength lack of oxygen, I am a cute little naughty.
新赛季了，懂的私聊我，别让我一个一个求。
New season, understand the private chat me, don let me a beg.
祝讨厌我的人天天开心，愿望说出来就不灵啦。
Happy every day to those who hate me，It doesn work if you say it.
我和我的朋友总想做富婆，但是一碰面就散尽家财喝奶茶。
My friends and I always want to be rich women, but as soon as we meet, we spend all our wealth and drink milk tea.
跟我走吧，我们去兴风作浪。
Come with me. Lets make waves.
我严重怀疑丘比特是不是把我的箭拿去烤串了。
I seriously doubt if Cupid took my arrow to the kebab.
不管你是什么海王，被我抓到，我就炸了你的鱼塘。
Whatever you are, if I catch you, Ill blow up your fish pond.
想染粉色的头发，请问是漂的时候头皮比较疼，还是被我爸发现后挨打比较疼？
Want to dye pink hair, is the scalp more painful when floating, or is it more painful to be beaten by my father?
晚安，这个点还没睡的，受益人能不能写我名字？
Good night. I haven slept at this point. Can the beneficiary write my name?
我只想做个与世无争的垃圾，没想到还要被分类。
I just want to be an indisputable garbage, but I didn expect to be sorted.
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