1、要不是你一开始装深情，我还真看不上你。
If you didn pretend to be affectionate in the beginning, I really didn like you.
2、跟我混吧，有我一口饭吃，就有你一个碗刷。
Hang out with me. If I have a bite to eat, you will have a bowl brush.
3、这些年头什么都靠不住，只能靠自己，简称我靠。
I can rely on anything these years. I can only rely on myself.
4、窗外的鸟和我的肚子一起叫了，那就说声早安起床叭。
The birds outside the window and my stomach called together, that said good morning, get up and trumpet.
5、我只知道你陷入了爱河，没想到你被淹死了。
All I know is that you are in love. I didn expect you to be drowned.
6、你以为你会在我心里很久，告诉你，你想多了。
You think you will be in my heart for a long time, tell you, you think too much.
7、我家没什么值钱的，唯一拿得出手的也就只有我了。
My family is not worth anything. Im the only one who can handle it.
8、我的眼里只有你，你的大脸让我看不到别人。
My eyes are only you, your big face let me not see others.
9、原来这辈子最想当的是那种有两个臭钱就了不起的人。
It turns out that what I want to be the most in my life is someone who has two stinky money.
10、想要甜甜的恋爱，实在没有的话，馊的也可以。
If you want a sweet love, if you don have it, you can have a bad one.
11、我找你，你爱搭不理，她给你发个“哦”你硬了一整晚。
Im looking for you, you love to take no notice, she sent you a "Oh" you hard all night.
12、平时好好学习还是很重要的，要不考试的时候都不敢把分抄高了。
Its very important to study hard at ordinary times. Otherwise, I dare not copy high marks in the exam.
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