中文的！！！
气死人的 scandal
抹着毒的 sweet candy
笑不出来的 scandal
气死人的 scandal
抹着毒的 sweet candy
诱惑众人的太过甜美的 lie lie lie lie
大概是陷阱吧笑不出来的 scandal 秘密般的 sweet candy
我耳边听到的甜美苦涩的 lie lie lie lie 大概陷进去了吧
oh my god 今天早上的报道在一起只吃过一次饭而已
Talk ‘bout ma love scandal Hide and sick
说要找我 So hot it hot it news So tell me tell me truth
用那了不起的嘴 都挺乐呵的吧连我自己都不知道的x-man
告诉我吧 我郁闷死了 要怎么才能证明
好吧 我会说的 不是节目中扮的那种
我曾经恋爱过 也曾分手过
虽然不能明确说出是谁
但你所知道的 有一半都是编造的
Don’t call me sorry! sorry!
I can tell you all nothing! nothing!
I need more some caffeine! caffeine!
Oh god,好像喘不过气了！ 气死人的 scandal
（对白）喂 -是李孝利**吧 我是吉记者 说你恋爱的事是真的吧？ 不是的
-哎~听说都要结婚了 是真的吧？ 不是那样的
-哎~我都知道了才打电话来的 你们交往多久了？
我都说不是了！
-什么 喂 你跟我说非敬语了？
是啊 我说非敬语了 你不是比我小么
-我可是记者啊 我可是一下就能（葬）送掉你的 小心点送我去哪？送我去仙女座么？ -喂 我这可都是录了音的 我可都上传了啊？上传吧你 xx 你能怎么样 -喂 xx 喂 你 xx 你xx 什么呀 是李孝利就了不起吗
气死人的 scandal
抹着毒的 sweet candy
笑不出来的 scandal
气死人的 scandal
抹着毒的 sweet candy
诱惑众人的太过甜美的 lie lie lie lie
大概是陷阱吧笑不出来的 scandal 秘密般的 sweet candy
我耳边听到的甜美苦涩的 lie lie lie lie 大概陷进去了吧
Eminem - Ass Like That
The way you shake it, I can believe it
I ain never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
I don believe it, its almost too good to be true
I ain never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves shes like a belly dancer
Shes shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I
Think someones at the door
But I don think Im gonna answer
Police saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, Im a human being, I have needs
Im not done, not till Im finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
Im already on my knees
I can get on the ground any further, its impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend Im sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it
The way you shake it, I can believe it
I ain never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin
Nick I ain never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they e getting older, they e starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying "freeze"
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look, I put away my zip-reciept
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don treat me like Im pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyers with Michael, hes too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and youll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand
The way you shake it, I can believe it
I ain never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year Ill say ass and shell make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out your poles, so
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down
The way you shake it, I can believe it
I ain never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)
