天气热 得 像个笑话，日子过得像句废话，以前不说话是生气，现在不说话是调整情绪。
The hot weather is like a joke. Life is like a piece of rubbish. In the past, not talking was angry. Now, not talking is to adjust mood.
最让我心痛的事，莫过于我的快递都坐过飞机了，而我却没做过。
The most painful thing for me is that my express has been on a plane, but I haven .
爸爸：“如果有人欺负你，你就用铲子打他。”女儿：“可我是女生啊。”爸爸：“你可以用粉色的铲子啊。”
Dad: "if someone bullies you, you hit him with a shovel." Daughter: "but Im a girl." Dad: "you can use the pink shovel."
老师说，一旦发现数学题不会做，就跳过，这一跳我就再也没有停下来。
The teacher said that once I found that I couldn do the math problem, I would skip it. I never stopped this jump.
按猪的审美观，我基本算得上是个帅哥。
According to the pigs aesthetic, Im basically a handsome guy.
我怀疑你是我男朋友，但苦于没有证据。
I suspect you are my boyfriend, but I have no proof.
尴尬，戴了口罩帽子去买宵 夜，还是被人认出来了：美女吃点什么？
Embarrassed, wearing a mask and hat to buy a midnight snack, or recognized by people: what do beauties eat?
小孩子难过了口头上哄哄就开心了，我们大人不行，得吃顿火锅，再买点啥的！
Children are sad, and they will be happy if they coax. We adults can do it. We have to eat hot pot and buy something else!
哄领导开心就做做假，哄群众开心就做作秀；哄自己开心就做做梦。
To make leaders happy is to make a fake, to make the masses happy is to make a show; Make yourself happy and dream.
别折腾了，咸鱼翻身了还是咸鱼。但，我翻身只是为了煎得透点，口感比较好！
Don toss, salted fish turned over or salted fish. But, I turn over just to fry thoroughly, taste better!
同样是拿望远镜，在战场上被人称作将军，在家里就变成了流氓。
Also with a telescope, he was called a general on the battlefield and became a hooligan at home.
打了辆出租车，半路发现司机在绕路，我顿时眼就红了，也许他是世界上唯一一个想和我多待会的人吧。
I took a taxi and found that the driver was making a detour on the way. My eyes turned red immediately. Maybe he is the only one in the world who wants to spend more time with me.
考完英语听力，我就悟出一个道理：有些话，只说给懂的人听。
After the English listening test, I realized a truth: some words, only for those who understand.
判断一个人的品味好坏，你就跟他谈恋爱，如果他肯，说明品味还可以。
Judge a persons taste, you fall in love with him, if he is willing, that taste is OK.
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