Family, certainly there will be some small contradictions, these small conflicts should be resolved soon, but we can not be the same family, such small conflicts sometimes will trigger a "war"
First Family Wars: Mom vs Dad
Once, our family was watching television, originally and live in harmony, and can father suddenly said:? "My wife, you see your colleague how good body, you see if you"re fat, do not feel inferior." It would have been a joke, but let Mom furious, furious. Her fine eyes burning with anger, picked up his "beating dragon 18 palms" continuous attack father. In order to meet Mom and Dad that a strong attack, with that hard, risking veins fist against the mother. But my mom already with many years of "war" experience seen through the father - could not bear to beat her. Sure enough, Dad back a few steps, the mother rushed to her father gave boxing meal chaos, Dad was defeated and fled
Second Family Wars: My Dad vs
My dad is a pair of natural enemies, "war" numerous times, he said the last time, I do not accidentally drop of ink dripping on her father"s newspaper, which was originally a small thing, but it can be the father angry, he told I was rushing, I Xianshibumiao hastened Banjiu Bing - Mom. I took my mom in front of Dad, Mom and Dad saw the momentum to reduce by half. In this case, the mother said in my ear the words: "scratch him." I then rushed two father, and before he could react, I and my mom had scratch him get up on the floor . This time, Dad or defeat.
Third Family War: I vs mom
There is a test, I had only 88.8 points, although it is a lucky number, but a home, but also to eat the pork slippers. Well, sure enough, I walked, my mother asked me: "? Test how much," I muttered, said: "...... 8 ...... 80 points." Ah? ! It was so dotted! I am not trying to get pounded ah? what? ! "Mom resorted to his Kingdom by the Sea, almost did not collapse Louzhen I thought:." Well, finished! "I will direct surrender.
what! Mom and Dad and the war, I went to support, bye.
家庭，肯定会有一些小矛盾，这些小矛盾应该很快会化解，可我们家就不一样，这样的小矛盾有时就会引发一场“战争”
第一次家庭大战：老妈vs老爸
有一次，我们全家在看电视，本来和和睦睦的，可老爸突然说：“老婆，你看你同事身材多好，你看你多胖，也不自卑？”这本来是个玩笑，却让老妈大发雷霆，火冒三丈。她眼精里燃烧着怒火，抡起他的“降龙十八掌”，连续不断的攻击老爸。而老爸为了迎接老妈那强烈的进攻，用那坚硬，冒着青筋的拳头对着老妈。但老妈早就凭着多年的“战争”经验看透了老爸——舍不得打她。果然，老爸退了几步，老妈冲上去，又给了老爸一顿乱拳，老爸战败而逃
第二次家庭大战：我vs老爸
我和老爸是一对天敌，“战争”次数数不胜数，就说上次吧，我不小心把一滴墨水滴到老爸的报纸上，这本来是件小事，可老爸却发火了，他向我冲来，我见势不妙，忙去搬救兵——老妈。我拉着老妈出现在老爸面前，老爸一见老妈，气势就减了一半。这时，老妈在我耳边说了两个字：“挠他。”我两便冲向老爸，还没等他反应过来，我和老妈就已经挠的他在地上起不来了。这一回，还是老爸战败。
第三次家庭大战：我vs老妈
有一次测试，我只考了88。8分，虽说是个吉利的数字，但一回家，又要吃拖鞋炒肉了。咳，果然，我一进门，妈妈就问我：“考了多少？”我支支吾吾的说：“80……8……分。”啊？！才这么点分！是不是想挨揍啊？啊？！”老妈使出他那河东狮吼，差点没把楼镇塌。我想：“咳，完了！”便直接投降。
啊！老爸老妈又开战了，我去支援了，再见。
