一、你好 我要一杯南瓜杏仁露 不要瓜不要杏不要露 要南仁。
Hello, I want a pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot, no dew, and southern kernel.
二、果冻我选喜之郎 恋爱选我不迷茫。
Jelly, I choose Xizhilang to fall in love and I am not confused.
三、最近手很疼去看了医生，医生说这是手机玩多了，需要男孩子的手牵一牵才能好。
Recently, I went to see a doctor with a painful hand. The doctor said that this is because the mobile phone plays too much, and it needs a boys hand to get better.
四、我好想谈恋爱，我恨不得脚踏八条船来表明我想谈恋爱的决心。
I really want to fall in love. I can wait to show my determination to fall in love by stepping on eight boats.
五、请允许我成为你的夏季。
Please allow me to be your summer.
六、其实我不太懂喜欢，可我想走向你。
Actually, I don know how to like it, but I want to go to you.
七、恋爱你在吗 我想跟你谈谈。
Are you in love? I want to talk to you.
八、我都排了的队了，这恋爱能不能让我先来？
Ive been waiting in line for 18 years. Can I come first in this love affair?
九、笨蛋才想谈恋爱 我好当笨蛋呀。
Idiots want to fall in love, so I can be an idiot.
十、饿了，不知道吃什么，想吃点爱情的苦。
Hungry, don know what to eat, want to eat some love.
十一、没时间解释了 ，孩子需要一个爸爸。
Theres no time to explain. Children need a father
十二、去听蔡徐坤《情人》最后一句歌词。
Listen to the last lyric of KUNs Lover.
十三、七月那么热，所以暗恋也可以变成热恋吗？
Its so hot in July, so can unrequited love turn into love?
十四、明天周六可以把我们一起出去玩，改成我们去约会吗？
Can we go out to play tomorrow and Saturday instead of going on a date?
十五、想找个人听我说话。
I want someone to listen to me.
十六、想谈恋爱了 大家快劝劝我。
If you want to fall in love, please advise me.
十七、谁来帮助我结束这无聊的单身生活呢？
Who will help me end this boring single life?
十八、我爱的人在多远的未来。
How far in the future is the person I love.
十九、以前是一个人 现在想要两个人。
I used to be one person, but now I want two people.
二十、要是甜甜的恋爱轮不到我，原味的也行。
If its not my turn to love sweetly, its OK to love sweetly.
