1、小朋友，你是否有很多问号，为什么秋天到了还没人要。
Children, do you have a lot of questions, why autumn has arrived and no one wants you.
2、降温了，你要不要加个女朋友。
Its cooling down. Would you like to add a girlfriend.
3、月亮睡了你不睡，头发掉到我心碎。
The moon sleeps, you don sleep, your hair keeps falling until my heart breaks.
4、秋天的小愿望：晚上不失眠，卡上不缺钱。
Autumns little wish: no insomnia at night, no lack of money on the card.
5、别人找对象就像报警一样，几分钟就到，我找对象跟破案一样，毫无头绪。
People looking for boyfriends are just like calling the police. People will arrive in a few minutes. Im looking for a boyfriend just like solving a crime. I don have a clue.
6、给自己一个晚睡忠告：你看那些夏天晚上通宵叽里呱啦聊天蹦迪的小虫子，没一个能活过秋天。
Heres a late night advice: look at the bugs that chatter all night in summer evenings, none of them can survive the fall.
7、刚有个小姐姐想要和我换座位，我问为什么，她说她想和她男朋友坐在一起，我没换，因为我也想和她男朋友坐在一起。
A little sister just wanted to change seats with me. I asked why. She said she wanted to sit with her boyfriend. I didn change because I wanted to sit with her boyfriend.
8、看照片就说喜欢我，我有理由怀疑你，喜欢的是我的修图水平。
Look at the photos and say you like me. I have reason to doubt you. What you like is my level of revision.
9、肚子又在打鼓了，头发也在做自由落体。
The belly is beating again, and the hair is falling freely.
10、买了一个九百万的兰博基尼，找不到启动键把我给急醒了。
I bought a nine million Lamborghini, and I was woken up because I couldn find the start button.
11、以梦为马，越骑越傻。
Dream as a horse, the more you ride, the more stupid.
12、假期坐车，你们要是抢不到回家的火车票，高铁票，记得报我的名字，我去给他们跪下磕头，让他们给你让个位置。
If you can get the train ticket and high-speed rail ticket to go home, remember to report my name. I will kneel down and kowtow to them and let them make room for you.
图片来源网络，侵权请联系删除
