怎么形容这个天气呢？对象跟人跑了都懒得追。
How to describe the weather? Im too lazy to chase my date when he run away with others.
我们不认识没关系，天这么热，一会我们就熟了。
Its OK that we don know each other. Its so hot, well be roasted soon.
真羡慕那些腿短的人，被子横着盖，竖着盖都可以，冬天觉得冷还可以对折起来盖。
I really envy those people with short legs. The quilt can be covered horizontally or vertically, If its cold in winter, they can fold it in half.
请珍惜那些劝你早睡的人，因为他们连自己都管不住还要管你。
Please cherish those who advise you to go to bed early, because they can even care about themselves and still care about you.
我一直以为聊天就可以拥有爱情，直到我的表情包从一百个变成了四千个。
I always thought that chatting could have love until my emoji changed from one hundred to four thousand.
世界上除了父母，对你最真心的就只有骗子了，他是真心想骗你。
In the world, except for parents, only liars are sincere to you, because they really want to cheat you.
我交朋友，从来不在乎他有没有钱，反正都没我穷。
When I make friends, I never care whether he has money or not. Anyway, they are not as poor as me.
每次想离家出走的时候，都因为害怕到时候张贴的寻人启事太难看了，而默默溜回来。
Every time I want to run away from home, I am afraid that the photos posted on the notice will be too ugly, So I sneaked back on my own.
没吃饱，人只有一个烦恼；吃饱了，就有无数个烦恼。
If you are not full, you have only one worry; if you are full, you have countless worries.
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