1、你想一夜暴富吗？你想身家过亿吗？不如和我在一起，我们一起想。
Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be over 100 million? Why don you stay with me? Lets think.
2、我从毕业到现在赚了“两个亿”，一个失忆，一个回忆。
From graduation to now, I have earned "two hundred million", a memory loss and a memory of nostalgia.
3、如果“我爱你”非要加个期限，我希望是两分钟，如果没回复，我就撤回。
If "I love you" has to add a deadline, I hope it will be two minutes. If there is no reply, I will withdraw.
4、关于我为什么找不到对象，我就简单说六点……
About why I can find my boyfriend, let me just say six points……
5、终于戒掉王者荣耀了，开局庆祝一下。
Finally give up the kings glory, lets start to celebrate.
6、你要说我嫁不出去，我根本无所谓，你要说我发不了财，我能愁得几宿都睡不着。
If you say I can marry, I don care. If you say I can make money, I can sleep for several nights.
7、别人懒床都是因为有钱，想睡多晚睡多晚，我懒床是因为没钱，能省一餐是一餐。
Other people are lazy because they have money and want to stay up late. I am lazy because I have no money and can save one meal.
8、我有八十多种小辣条，现在考虑跟我做朋友还来得及。
I have more than 80 kinds of spicy bars. Its not too late to consider being friends with me.
9、只要你要，只要我有，不管什么，姐姐我都不会给你。
As long as you want, as long as I have, no matter what, I will not give you.
10、听成绩时，要用右耳去听，因为左耳离心脏近，容易猝死。
When listening to your results, use the right ear to listen, because the left ear is close to the heart, and it is easy to die suddenly.
11、只要不让肥肉发现，这顿饭就不算数。
As long as fat meat is not found, the meal will not count.
12、爱笑的人运气不会太差，运气差的人根本笑不出来。
People who like to laugh are not so lucky. People who are unlucky can laugh at all.
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