从前有个人叫小明，小明没有回应他。
there was a man named Xiao Ming who did not respond to him
我有一根手指头受伤了，所以只能算九以内的加减法了。
I have a finger hurt, so I can only add and subtract within nine
王大爷被骗子骗了50万，最终在民警的帮助下接受了这个事实。
Uncle Wang was deceived by a liar and finally accepted the fact with the help of the police
每次和姐妹倾诉烦恼和不幸，她们都会语重心长地对我说：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Every time confide their troubles and misfortunes with their sisters, they will say to me "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
小熊剪了指甲，变成了小能。
The bear cut his nails and turned them into little energy
两个香蕉在路上走路，前面一个热了，就把外套脱了，后面那只就摔倒了……然后我们就被冻死掉了。
Two bananas were walking along the road, the first one was hot, they took offtheir coats, and the one behind them fell…… and we were frozen to death
有天小猪佩奇放学回家，有点不开心的对妈妈说：“妈妈，同学都说我的头像吹风机”妈妈说：“孩子，说话归说话，别对着我吹”
One day Piggy Page came home from school, a little unhappy to her mother said ：" Mom, students all said my head hair dryer "mother said ：" Children, talk to me, don blow me.
孙悟空的金箍棒丢了，他在找金箍棒的路上碰见土地老儿，他就问土地老儿：土地老儿，我的金箍棒在哪？土地老儿说：大圣，您的金箍棒棒就棒在和您的发型很配。
Sun Wukongs gold hoop stick lost, he was looking for gold hoop stick on the way to meet the land old son, he asked the land old son: land old son,
where is my gold hoop stick? The land old son said: big saint, your gold hoop stick is good match your hairstyle
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