1、告诉你个秘密：“我今天去买小吃，店主忘记收我的钱了，白吃了一把！”看在我这么有钱途的份上，别生气了，和白吃“痴”计较不值得，原谅我吧。
Let me tell you a secret: "I went to buy snacks today. The shopkeeper forgot to charge me and ate for nothing!" For the sake of my rich way, don get angry. Its not worth arguing with "Crazy" for nothing. Forgive me.
2、假如昨天有什么得罪了你，迁怒了你，那我今天来道歉，使明天你我同在一把雨伞下。
If something offended you yesterday and angered you, I would like to apologize today so that tomorrow you and I will be under the same umbrella.
3、有一只小鸭子在排队，想和前面的鸭鸭对齐，可是怎么样都对不齐，它就嘀嘀咕咕的说，对不齐呀对不齐呀，你听到了吗，对不起。
Im sorry, but you don want to be in line with the ducklings.
4、从前有一只很矮的小鸭子，别人都叫它矮鸭，有一天矮鸭走着走着掉泥坑里了，然后它就变成了矮泥鸭。
Once upon a time, there was a very short duckling. Others called it duckling. One day, the duckling walked and fell into the mud pit, and then it became a short mud duck.
5、有一个菠萝去理发，它坐了很久，理发师一直不给它理发，它就说：“你理理我叭！”
There was a pineapple to have a haircut. It sat for a long time. The barber didn give it a haircut. It said, "Ill shave you!"
6、有一天小鸭子在看书，另一只小鸭子说，要吃饭啦，快把书合好鸭，和好鸭，和好嘛。
One day, the duckling was reading a book. Another duckling said, "lets have a meal. Close the book. Duck, duck, duck.".
7、我知道我错了，但是你现在应该来抱抱我，最好再亲亲我。
I know I was wrong, but you should come and hug me now, and youd better kiss me again.
8、锅巴，面巴和泥巴是好朋友，有一天，泥巴问锅巴我们去干嘛呀？锅巴说：“我们见面巴！”
Guoba, noodles and mud are good friends. One day, the mud asked Guoba what we were going to do? Guoba said, "lets meet Ba!"
9、m和n打了一架，请问最后是谁道歉的？是m，因为m sorry(Im sorry)。
M and N had a fight. Who apologized in the end? Its m because m sorry (Im sorry).
10、我是一个糊涂虫，是一个小笨蛋，但是请你相信我，我不是故意惹你生气的。
I am a fool, a little fool, but please believe me, I didn mean to make you angry.
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