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1、如果快乐太难，我祝你去年买的裤子今年秋天还能穿的上。
If happiness is too hard, I wish you the pants you bought last year can still be put on this autumn.
2、你不要淋到雨啦，不然你会可爱到发芽了。
Don get caught in the rain, or you will be lovely enough to sprout.
3、我不敢表现得太开心，怕被生活发现，一拳锤爆我的狗头。
I dare not be too happy, afraid to be found by life, a blow to blow my dogs head.
4、我的小愿望，晚上不失眠，卡上不缺钱。
My little wish, no insomnia at night, no lack of money on the card.
5.刚刚泡了个小哥哥，不小心把他烫死了。
I just hit on a little brother and accidentally burned him to death.
6、运动是一种享受，但我不爱运动，因为我不是那种贪图享受的人。
Sports is a kind of enjoyment, but I don love sports, because I am not the kind of person who wants to enjoy.
7、我以前叫敢敢，因为偷了你的心，现在叫憨憨，没想到你的心还是铁做的，所以我叫铁憨憨。
I used to call dare, because stole your heart, now called Han Han, did not expect your heart or iron to do, so I call iron Han Han.
8、只要你心存不甘，就还不到放弃的时候，所以请继续努力，不然永远都不知道结果。
As long as you are unwilling, it is not time to give up, so please continue to work hard, or you will never know the result.
9、人生路上的过客很多，每个人都有各自的终点，他人奔向东西南北，而我奔向你。
There are many passers-by on the road of life. Everyone has their own destination. Others run to the East, West, North and south, while I run to you.
10、我听过千万句关于美好的句子，全都不及你可爱的样子。
Ive heard thousands of beautiful sentences, all of which are not as lovely as you.
11、跨过千山万水，回头发现我还在原地，在等你。
Crossing mountains and rivers, I look back and find that I am still in place, waiting for you.
12、世界上那么多的单身狗，为什么一定是要你先脱单。
There are so many single dos in the world, why do you have to take off the single first.
