1、对方向你丢了十把刀,你接住了两把,还剩几把?
答:八把(爸爸)
你:答对了,儿子。
You lost ten knives in the opposite direction. You caught two. How many are left?
A: Eight (DAD)
You are right, son.
2、亲爱的,你喜欢玩水吗?
答:喜欢呀。
你:那你洗碗去。
Honey, do you like to play with water?
A: Yes.
You: then you wash the dishes.
3、你想象一下,如果有人要砍你,你会怎么办?
答:当然是跑啊。
你:你傻啊,你停止想象不就行了。
Imagine what you would do if someone wanted to cut you off?
A: running, of course.
You: you e stupid. Just stop imagining.
4、亲爱的,你别生气,我给你学狗叫吧。
答:好呀,好呀,
你:怎么这么乖呀。
Honey, don be angry. Ill learn to bark for you.
A: Yes, yes,
You: Why are you so good.
5、给你变个魔术,让你忘记自己不是猪。
答:我本来就不是猪。
你:你看又忘了吧。
Give you a magic trick, let you forget that you are not a pig.
A: Im not a pig.
You: you forget it again.
6、猫和兔子都被抓了,唯独猪跑掉了,你知道为什么吗?
答:不知道。
你:因为猪跑来听我讲故事了。
And the rabbit were caught, only the pig ran away, do you know why?
A: I don know.
You: because pigs come to listen to me.
7、你有没有发现我很爱你。
答:没有。
你:理解,理解,毕竟父爱无声么。
Did you find that I love you so much.
A: No.
You: understand, understand, after all, father love silent.
8、问你个问题,西游记的猴子叫什么名字?
答:孙悟空。
你:爷爷在此。
Whats the name of the monkey in journey to the west?
A: Monkey King.
You: grandfather is here.
9、一和三的中间是什么?
答:二。
你:睁大眼睛看清楚,明明是和。
Whats in the middle of one and three?
A: two.
You: open your eyes and see clearly, it is and.
10、玩个游戏,你夸我一句,我夸你一句。
答:你真好看。
你:你眼光真好。
Whats in the middle of one and three?
A: two.
You: open your eyes and see clearly, it is and.
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