1.如果你有钱，你会失去家人；如果你没有钱，你会崇拜上帝。
If you have money, you will lose your family; If you have no money, you will worship God.
2.作为失败的典型例子，你太成功了。
As a typical example of failure, you are too successful.
3.爱情是艺术，婚姻是技术，离婚是算术。
Love is art, marriage is technology, divorce is arithmetic.
4.爱情总是比婚姻更神圣，婚姻总是比爱情更实惠。
Love is always more sacred than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.
5.我不是有意要与众不同，那我为什么要有出众的品味呢？
I don mean to be different, so why should I have outstanding taste?
6.别人夸我的时候，我担心别人不够夸我。
When others praise me, Im worried that others don praise me enough.
7.不怕虎之类的敌人，就怕猪之类的队友。
Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.
8.保持低调！是最好的炫耀！
Keep a low profile! Is the best show off!
9.活着就要开心，因为我们会死很久。
Be happy to live, because we will die for a long time.
10.命运负责洗牌，但打牌的是我们自己。
Fate is responsible for shuffling cards, but it is ourselves who play cards.
11.男人的大脑喜欢女人的心，但他的眼睛喜欢女人的外表。能说的委屈不是委屈；能带走的爱人不是爱人。
A mans brain likes a womans heart, but his eyes like a womans appearance. Can say grievance is not grievance; A lover who can take away is not a lover.
12.人生最难的是选择。工作中最难的是创新。人生最痛苦的就是自我困扰。作为一个男人，最痛苦的是不公正。
The hardest thing in life is choice. The most difficult thing in work is innovation. The most painful thing in life is self obsession. As a man, the most painful thing is injustice.
